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鬼神 / Kaz
Darth Pepper
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Darth Pepper
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Darth Pepper


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Join date : 2012-07-18

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PostSubject: Look at me, now look at your stats, now back at me.    Look at me, now look at your stats, now back at me. EmptyWed Jul 18, 2012 3:14 pm
So I'm Darth Pepper (Previously code named John), and this is a little intro about me. I party like its 1999. I am America’s next top model. I never sweat. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I bat 400. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I’m a stellar hugger and a world-class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I once read Paradise Lost, the Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. Sushi is my favorite food group. I bake 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children want to be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the fullest and most symmetrical Christmas trees. On Wednesdays, after practice, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I eat soup. I am a go-getter. I sleep once a day. I enter guild battles and gain 15 stamina instead of losing it.

That's about it.
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鬼神 / Kaz
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鬼神 / Kaz


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Join date : 2012-07-18

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PostSubject: Re: Look at me, now look at your stats, now back at me.    Look at me, now look at your stats, now back at me. EmptyWed Jul 18, 2012 3:17 pm
Darth is "THE MOST INTERSTING MAN IN THE WORLD!!" He doesn't usually drink beer but when he does, he prefers Dos Boobies... LOL
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Phoenix
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Phoenix


Male Posts : 26
Join date : 2012-07-18

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PostSubject: Re: Look at me, now look at your stats, now back at me.    Look at me, now look at your stats, now back at me. EmptyWed Jul 18, 2012 3:21 pm
Damn, now that's an intro. Bravo lol
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Sabanrai
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Sabanrai


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Join date : 2012-07-19

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PostSubject: Oh yea?   Look at me, now look at your stats, now back at me. EmptyFri Jul 20, 2012 1:46 am
Hello,

I am Leonard. Or Sabanrai, depending on which guild you are in. Not necessarily new, but John's post has inspired me to say a little bit about myself.

I am the master of all couches. My pets and family both fear and love me. I command respect with the raise of a brow. My farts smell like Vanilla and Spring Meadows. I catch Sturgeon with my dick. Rain clouds part just for me. My shoe size is one size bigger than any ass I decide to kick. Children run in fear at the scent of vanilla and/or spring meadows. I place the police under citizens arrest. Juries refuse to convict me. To put things into perspective, John in my bitch!

Bam~
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Jan/Kerwin
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PostSubject: Re: Look at me, now look at your stats, now back at me.    Look at me, now look at your stats, now back at me. EmptyFri Jul 20, 2012 2:17 am
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Jan!enough said....respect and fear me
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Aerin
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PostSubject: Re: Look at me, now look at your stats, now back at me.    Look at me, now look at your stats, now back at me. EmptyFri Jul 20, 2012 3:36 am
i'm Aerin, Real name Franky
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